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I always advise people never to give advice.
-- P. G. Wodehouse

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong (How to Save Your Own Life, 1977)

Never take a blind date to a silent film.
-- Geoffrey Parfitt

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Always drink upstream from the herd.
-- Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up.
-- Will Rogers

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
-- Josh Billings

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
-- Josh Billings

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson

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