Celebrity Funny Quotes

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A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
-- Steve Martin

I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.
-- Robbie Williams

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
-- Henry Kissinger