Computers will never take the place of books. You
can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
-- Sam Ewing
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake,
it blames another computer.
-- Milton Berle
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals
without the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke's 69th Law, The Odyssey File, 1984)
It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
-- Al Pacino (Pacino on Digitized Actors/Celebrities - About.com Interview, Simone
Premier, 2002)
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
-- Robert Paul
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines
can swim.
-- Edsgar Dijkstra
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded
as a criminal offense.
-- Edsgar Dijkstra
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
-- Thomas Watson
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
-- Robert Paul
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
-- Paul Ehrlich
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
-- Issac Asimov
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the
number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
-- Issac Asimov
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-- Emo Philips
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