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Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
-- H. G. Wells

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
-- Rudyard Kipling

As you think so you are - As you Imagine so you become!
-- Unknown

Those who can do, those who can't teach.
-- George Bernard Shaw

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
-- Benjamin Franklin

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
-- Groucho Marx

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...’
-- Issac Asimov

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler

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