And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was
light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be
connected.
-- Spike Milligan
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors
who don't know how to play funny.
-- Garrison Keillor
The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have
made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.
-- Neil Simon (The Gingerbread Lady, 1970)
They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end
of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?
-- Scott Roeben
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies
ridiculous.' And God granted it.
-- Voltaire
One with God is a majority.
-- Billy Graham
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was
talking to myself.
-- Peter OToole
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
-- Benjamin Franklin
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
-- Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller
of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen Getting Even, 'My Philosophy'
To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains
premature today.
-- Issac Asimov
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein
I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
-- Albert Einstein
In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
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