Halloween Funny Quotes

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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
-- Erma Bombeck

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
-- Anonymous

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
-- Richard Harris Barham