Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you
marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
-- Les Dawson
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering
that she looks like a haddock.
-- John Barrymore
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-- Laurence J Peter
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-- Unknown
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my
wife treats me like toxic waste.
-- David Bissonnette
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing
you do? Turn out the lights!
-- Robert Orben
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out,
she'll kill me.
-- Henry Youngman
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
Absence -- that common cure of love.
-- Miguel De Cervantes
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering
that she looks like a haddock.
-- John Barrymore
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling
that every woman ought to know.
-- Mistinguette (as quoted in Theatre Arts, Dec 1955)
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
-- Robert Frost
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.
-- Aphra Behn
(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
-- Pearl Bailey
Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.
-- Pierre De Beaumarchais
Love is the heart of the soul.
-- Robert Paul
Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
-- John Ruskin
A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
-- V.P. Skipper
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein |