One of my movies was called "True Lies." It's what
the Democrats should have called their convention.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling
you, this guy is presidential material.
-- Dave Letterman
[On his running for California Governor] It's the most important decision I've had
to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician.
And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
-- Harry S. Truman (circa 1962)
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't
understand, such as working for a living.
-- P. J. ORourke
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you
disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
-- Ronald Reagan
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
-- H. L. Mencken
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle
I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly.
It was the beginning of power.
-- Jeffrey Archer
Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women,
I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
-- George Clooney
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
-- Texas Guinan
The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and
thinking they've been anointed.
-- Claude D. Pepper
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
-- Frank McKinney Hubbard
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word
'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
-- Larry Hardiman
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers
The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a
divided majority.
-- Will Durant
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians
as a joke.
-- Will Rogers
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize
that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-- Ronald Reagan
One of the penalties for refusing to participate
in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
-- Plato
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
-- Unknown
Half a truth is better than no politics.
-- G. K. Chesterton |