Relationship Funny Quotes

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(Ben Affleck's ideal woman is) A stripper with a budweiser in each hand.
-- Gwyneth Paltrow

A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
-- Cher

My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair.
-- Jane Fonda

I don't see what the big deal is about same-sex marriages. Every married couple I know has the same sex all the time.
-- Jim Rosenberg

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
-- Garry Shandling

The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
-- Ronnie Edwards